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You don’t follow directions very well, do you dumbass?

That other site isn’t funny.  This one is. 

Most of the media in this town isn’t funny.  Some try, but fail.  I’ll be sure to let you know who sucks just as soon as they start sucking.

I bet you can’t guess my name…

“Merrily the feast I’ll make.
  Today I’ll brew, tomorrow bake;
  Merrily I’ll dance and sing,
  For next day will a stranger bring.
  Little does my lady dream
  Rumpelstiltskin is my name!”

  1. You’re about as funny as a fucking heart attack. And I wouldn’t know about that first hand yet – too young.

    But all that doesn’t mean you’re not funnier than that IDIOT David K who actually has a tip jar on his blog.

    Thanks for having the class not to ask for tips when you know, deep down inside, that you’re not funny either. Hey, but at least you’re trying.

  2. HAHAHAHAHAH. LOL!!!!! THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE READ SINCE… well somebody else’s comments on another story.

    Hey, ese – I didn’t know I was only the THIRD COMMENTER EVER on your awesome blog! Ju don hav to essssplain that to me, homes! I’m a charter meeeeeember, duuuuuuuude!

    In all seriousness, please try harder. You’re not fucking funny in the least. I’m really not kidding.

  3. “You don’t follow directions very well, do you dumbass?”

    HOW IRONIC! A PUNCTUATION ERROR. THE CORRECT VERSION OF THIS SENTENCE SHOULD READ: “You don’t follow directions very well, do you[,] dumbass?”

  4. That was so funny yeah right it was as funy az a teacher tellin a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. What if a teacher saw this what would they say?