El Paso – Almost Trendy Part of Downtown - The El Paso City Council went in the completely opposite direction of an earlier ruling by the body in the hopes of stacking poor people high in the air.
La Fe Clinic is trying to stack the poor people in a soon to be trendy part of town where certain architectual standards apply. The clinic needed to clear a few road blocks on the way to getting the okay to build the multi-story section eight housing guaranteed to be heaping pile of shit only days after completion.
West valley representative Beto O’Rourke was asked why he decided to suspend the rules that everyone else has to follow in order to push this project through. “Fuck them and the horse they rode in on!” said O’Rourke. We weren’t clear who he was talking to, or about, but he did push a child down and punch and old lady on his way out of council chambers.
Representative Holguin, who is a constant light of positive energy, waxed poetic on the upcoming project for nearly 30 minutes after the meeting. He said, “instead of letting poor people just roam the streets peeing everywhere, we can stack them high above the streets in downtown behind a facade of brick and mortar.”
Northeast Rep. Melina Castro agreed to help the project along by posing in a suggestive outfit for the eventual marketing plan for the completed building. She said, “I’m so fucking hot, those smelly bums will fork over any social security, disability or other form of government income to live in a building with a huge poster of my hot body on it. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!” Rep. Quintana called Castro a, “skinny fucking bitch” after hearing her comment.
The project will be completed in the Spring 2043 and will be torn down to make way for hacienda style section eight housing the year after that.
