Vado – Shithole Outside of El Paso - The crack news teams of El Paso’s bankrupt news channels first reported on the hay barn fire late last week. The fire burned almost 100 bails of hay and encompassed about 500 square feet. No one was hurt.
El Paso news agency are still covering the smoldering ashes of the nearly five day old fire and refuse to stop their non-stop around the clock of burning plant material that did not injure anyone.
News directors for each of the failing TV news stations could not return our calls. Their phone service has been suspended for nonpayment.
Some experts say that the news channels are still covering the smoldering ashes of a fire that took place days ago because they can not afford the gas to move their live trucks from the scene. They are, instead, trying to pretend that the hay barn fire story is still – a story.
No word on a name for the catastrophe, but “Hay Fire 2009″ has been thrown around the darkened newsrooms of our city’s failing TV news networks.
