The flag burners over at the Newspaper Tree have treated all of us to some in depth articles about how beautiful ex-El Pasoans are beating DUI raps and getting along after shedding their El Paso smell. I’m so grateful they are out there hitting the hard news.
The El Paso Times doesn’t even give the bobble heads of TV news real ink. They are relegated to Roy Ortega’s, “I’m a has been who occasional gets a call from someone with real talent” column. Since when did people reading the news become the news?
Talk radio show hosts in town are meeting to discuss ways to stop several diseases and illnesses that effect mainly the elderly. They fear that one good flu season and the entire talk radio audience could die in one winter.
Local newscasts from KDBC and KTSM have combined to form the shittiest news team to ever grace the television screen. Dim lighting, questionable haircuts and illiteracy will be the main features of the new news program.
