El Paso – Rich, bitchy westside parents were all up in arms after an apparent foul smell began to permeate through the walls of Hut Brown Middle School late last week.
It all started with a text message. Young Timmy Thompson sent a text message to his mother saying, “It smells like shit at skewl t-day.” His mother wrote back, “It’s your upper lip.” Turns out, it wasn’t.
Hut Brown Middle School is one of the newest schools in the district and was named for what quarterbacks say to start a football play. There was no explanation for the “brown” part of the name until the horrid smell invaded the building recently.
Astute teachers first assumed it was Rodney “Stinky” Henderson, a transfer from the Canutillo School District. Rodney was a subject of much controversy at the beginning of the year when parents discovered that his mother and father owned only one SUV and it was bought used. The third court of appeals dismissed the parent’s request to have the boy removed from school.
James Haberlabenlips, Principal of Hut Brown called the PSB to come out and check their sewer lines. He was astonished to find that they answered the phone, “Western Refining” when he called. Mr. Haberlabenlips said he was not aware that Paul Foster had purchased the utility and abruptly hung up the phone thinking he had reached the wrong the number.
Maintenance crews from EPISD headquarters were dispatched to the scene and only made the smell worse, so they were asked to leave.
Unable to quell the smell, Mr. Haberlabenlips was forced to send all the children home, no doubt ruining many mother’s afternoon adulterous liaisons with their tennis respective pros.
Paul Foster’s PSB unit did finally dispatch a crew to th e scene via helicopter late last night. The crew was working to solve the problem. Officials say the could have the problem fixed somewhere around the time we see the Downtown Plan go into affect – which could be a while.
hut brown does not smell any more ok so you can tell people that it dosent smell.
that is not true the school does smell like poop so dont be telling people that it does.so if you want to say that well …
you have not been their in a long time . so back off
um…first off…our principal’s name is Mrs. york and second off we never had to leave school early.
oh and “hut Brown” wasn’t named after the thing a quarterback says it was named after Henry Brown…so get your facts straght kid.
hut brown defenitly smells. its called sulfuric hydrogen and man sometimes i can not stand it. it smells worse up stairs and thats were i am all the time!
trust me it smells in the hallway of the cafeteria,band,and orchestra room how convenent also around the science teachers hallways. Mostly upstairs though uhhh. 2 bad i gotta go there for 7th grade in 09-10. Im very depressed and will feel sry for people going there nxt year. Also if they have 6th grade GT with Mrs. Cohen because it really really stinks
have a nice time 6th graders^^
uh ok i do not understand what you just said but stop saying wierd crap like that!!!
god, you itsy bitsy (its true you people are midgets) 6/7th graders are gonna have so much fun next year. with the smell problem (gone, btw), ms ‘dork’ running the school, and some teachers being strict (note-some. others, mainly mr. v, are awesome!) it pretty much stinks.
pun intended
other than that, pretty good 2 years there (if you have friends, of course)
ps- helena, i agree with you bout ms.cohen. every time i was in her class and she glared at us, I had an image of her with a cape and say “ill get u my pretty, and your little dog too!!!”
well it smells
but is fun:D
with friends i like skool now
yeah it smells but u dont hav 2 tell everyone
brown is asome so stp bitching about ho it smells