El Paso, TX/MX/NM – High winds took their toll on homes and businesses built in El Paso’s half-ass tradition. Homeowners were shocked to find that their roofs were heavily damaged in the wind because they were constructed by the owner and his brother-in-law after consuming a case of Bud Light.
The Mayor’s office indicated that he would in fact meet with the persons who received damage due to the storm. The mayor released a short statement on Monday promising to write and perform a song on his guitar for the victims during Tuesday’s regular City Council meeting. He also put an item on the agenda that would ban wind from El Paso.
Attempts to reach the City Manager were unsuccesful. Her assistant said she could not be reached because she was out of the office burning kittens and drowning puppies.
Local insurance magnate and loser politician, Larry Medina, estimated the damage in the tens of dollars. Possibly up to $90 in total damages.
